We’re Better Than You

So, there’s this ad out featuring celebrities telling you to vote and that The Donald is meaniepants so you should vote for Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton. Here is a better version that is much more honest:

The creator of the above video, youtube user Cosmic, kindly also provides a transcript:

On Tuesday, November 8, this country will make one of the most important decisions in its history.
Do we really want to give nuclear weapons to a man whose signature move is firing things?

Hi, I’m a famous dude who has market appeal to 13-year-olds.
And I’m famous and hot!
I make skits that run on too long.
I am vaguely familiar.
And I’m still hot.
And we’re gonna tell you how to vote.
We’re rich, so our opinions are more important than yours.
Much more important.
If you like my movies, well then you should vote the way I do!
Don’t think for yourself.
Bring celebrity worship to a new level.
Be our political slaves.
You’re a dumb civilian, so obey.
Obey us.
Obey.
Obey.
Obey.
Obey. Obey us blindly.
We’re important. Not you.
You – need – to – worship – celebrities.
I’m a b-list actor and I’m still better than you.
Famous people are just more intelligent.
I thought this was a Trump ad.
I mean, what’s there to question? I make life decisions based on what celebrities do.
We are your overlords.
I joined Scientology for Tom Cruise.
Alright, we’re starting to lose them. I’m the most famous guy here, and I like Hillary Clinton.
I like Hillary Clinton, too.
Who gives a fuck about her emails?
She’s a woman!
Whoa, you sexist bro?
And I’m tried of hearing about how she stole money from the Haiti earthquake victims, 98% of which went to the Clinton Foundation.
She’s a woman.
Am I the only one who notices she’s a woman?
So make like a peasant, and vote for Hillary Clinton without doing any independent research. Because remember: We’re better than you.

That about sums up Hollywood’s political activism in a nutshell, doesn’t it? I suppose I am just the deplorable dumb rube of a Trump supporter that my “betters” stereotype me to be because I only recognize four of the smug schmucks in that ad. Tony Stark looks awful, BTW, wtf is with his eye? Did he catch Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton’s non-contagious pneumonia which apparently causes googly eye in addition to shoe dropping seizures?

Vote Trump, even if its just to watch the above asshats lose their arrogant little minds and poop themselves in horror. Elitist weenies. Send ’em screaming away to their safe spaces.

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Debate Wagers

Bookies are taking bets in advance of tonight’s big presidential debate between Donald Trump and Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton, placing odds on all kinds of stuff like the color of Trump’s tie to whether or not the phrase “basket of deplorables” will be uttered. No mention in the NY Post article, however, about what kind of straps will be used to hold shrillary upright behind her customized podium or if she’ll go grand mal onstage. Too bad the Post no longer includes a space for comments, cuz surely they’d be hilarious.

 

 

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#TrumpDay Deplorable Montage Edition

Oh, yeah! It is #TrumpDay again and I hope you’re having a great one.

Here’s a cute pro-Trump video montage that has all kinds of stuff going on in it:

Here is the montage of Hillary’s googly eyes that has been in all the cool blogs recently:

Donald Trump often reads “The Snake” poem at his rallies and Fox News showed him doing it the other day, but this version on YouTube featuring images of what the islamocoddlers have inflicted upon innocent people went viral in Europe (H/T: 1389):

This one is “Could Be Trump!”; it is short and catchy. Trump is meme-tastic:

Oh yeah!

Some of the images in the following video made me actually laugh out loud, best ones are towards the end:

One more for the win, here is a truly deplorable montage of bad Clinton pictures. Warning: images cannot be unseen!

OK, OK, it would be cruel of me to leave you with those terrible Crooked Clinton pics as the last thing you see in this post so here is a fabulous palate cleanser: Donald Trump as King Leonidas in a parody of The 300:

Happy TrumpDay, everyone, MAGA!

 

 

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#TrumpDay Through the Years Edition

Welcome to another glorious TrumpDay! I have admired Donald Trump ever since I first saw him on tv, back when I was a little girl and he was a young up and coming entrepreneur. Perhaps some of these videos showing The Donald through the decades will help you see what I saw in him then that I still see in him now. Enjoy!

Here is a compilation of Trump clips spanning from 1980 to 2015:

Here he is in 1991 speaking to Congress on the economy:

With the 15th anniversary of the islamic terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 just around the corner, this interview with Donald Trump, mere blocks away from Ground Zero and two days after the atrocity, is worth watching. The interview is for German television but Trump is asked and answers questions in English:

Now I’m going to wrap this up on a lighter note, with a 1980s commercial for the Trump board game:

Happy TrumpDay, everyone, MAGA!

 

 

 

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#TrumpDay Superstar Edition

Wednesday is Sundae at Carvel, and it is TrumpDay at MareZilla.com.

Donald Trump has been fabulous for as long as I can remember. Hollywood used to be aware of this fact. Here is a compilation of Donald Trump cameo appearances in movies and TV shows:

Here is an Inside Edition clip showing some Trump appearences over the years on Saturday Night Live. Note how they just HAD to add a nasty statement from radical anti-American hispanohustling La Raza for no apparent reason (kinda like how MSM jerks feel compelled to give a free platform to genocidal islamic supremacist Muslim Brotherhood Hamas-CAIR whenever someone tells the truth about islam or when muslims kill a bunch of people for allah). Look at how handsome Donald Trump is:

Here Donald Trump is edited into a parody of The Dark Knight. The videomaker is clearly not a Trump supporter but the thing made me laugh, which is why I’m including it, so maybe you’ll laugh too.

In the interest of fairness, here’s something starring Hillary Clinton that I think you’ll like:

Happy TrumpDay, everbody! MAGA!
 
 

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America’s Mayor Gets On Board

The Trump Train.

Of course that means he’s “not conservative“, right? Pfft.

Rudy Giuliani isn’t “severely conservative” like Milquetoast Mittens. The guy who cleaned up the crime infested cesspool that New York City had become under the Democrats and saw NYers through the horror of the September 11, 2001 islamic terror attacks is now a “bad republican”, right?

Good.

 

 

 

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Tsk Tsk, Mittens, Tsk Tsk!

Milquetoast Mittens tries to act tough, emulates Dirty Harry …

REID.

I guess Mittens liked it so much when Harry Reid made up crap about Mittens’ taxes that Mittens thought it a good idea to make up crap about Donald Trump’s taxes.  Brilliant!

GOP establishment goons keep launching dumbass attacks against Trump despite the fact that these attacks have  history of backfiring and only make Donald Trump more popular among those of us who are fed up with the GOPe and their insipid shenanigans. Keep it up, snobs!

Nobody cares!

 

In other news, Bill Quick asks a question, the answer to which is, of course, HELL NO!

 

Related: There’s a debate on TV tonight, visit Adrienne for some solid advice to help get you through watching the danged thing.

 

One more thing:

Eff Mexico

 

 

 

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Dance on the Ashes

In November of 2012, after the gutless weenies of the Republican party handed Obama four more years to wreck up our country, I had this to say:

It wasn’t just the left and their enemedia puppets who did this to us though, they had plenty of help from the spineless jellyfish of the establishment GOP who perpetually refuse to stand up for the people who put them in their jobs just as they neglect to do the job of representing the values of the people that they were hired to represent. They have rolled over for the left and let Obama run roughshod on this country again and again and again, afraid to stand up against tyranny for fear of being called names that they got called anyway.

The establishment GOP has done everything it could to marginalize effective Conservative voices in the Republican Party and they continually betray their oaths of office while ceding ground even when they had the advantage. Immediately after the big Conservative victories of 2010, the Republican Party appeared to have forgotten that they’d won and returned to acting like scolded dogs with tails placed firmly betwixt their legs.

Led by mewling surrender monkey, Cryin’ John Boehner, the establishment GOP has declined to fight for conservatives at every opportunity and now they deserve the full force of our wrath.

I suggest that we burn the establishment GOP down to the ground (and dance on the ashes), via primary elections, and that we immediately get to work at finding suitable brave, and competent, people to challenge these braying jackasses in every Republican primary at every level of government every chance we get from now on.

The republicans have not stopped being spineless crapweasels, four years later, and worse, they are openly hostile to the GOP’s current frontrunner, Donald Trump. TV talking heads say Trump will burn down the Republican Party. I say, GOOD, maybe I can send him some gasoline (not that he needs it).

BURN THAT MUTHA DOWN! Happily dance on the ashes of the party of pansies who chronically betray us all every chance they get. Fuckum.

 

 

This post is linked at The Daily Pundit. Thank you, Bill!

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