I SAW the second-best minds of my not-so-Great Generation destroyed by Trump Derangement Syndrome, pasty, paunchy, tenured, and not looking too sharp naked,
Today’s post is short, I know. I had my once every six month endocrinologist appointment today and not only was it a long drive, but the awful harpies of The View were on the waiting room tv while I was there and all the hatred from those awful “ladies” has me feeling tired. The blatant ignorance and willful dishonesty of celebrity TDSers is tiring. Endo visit was routine, and the nurse enjoyed my explanation for the high blood pressure reading she got (she also loathes The View).
Oh, yes, it is time for another TrumpDay post, for the glory of MAGA. Everyone is all a buzz over the big 100 Days in office milestone for our badass POTUS. My Donald will be celebrating on Saturday by rallying with supporters and simultaneously sticking it to the hostile leftist press. Huzzah for multitasking!
Today is First Lady Melania Trump’s birthday. Happy Birthday, Mrs. Trump!
Class vs. Crass (wait for it):
Over at iOTWreport, BigFurHat has a great piece about how the nasty media fell all over themselves to propagandize about the previous FLOTUS but they do everything in their power to ignore the lovely Melania Trump. Read it HERE.
That’s all I can give you for now; I have a toothache that I can’t immediately get fixed because we’re in the middle of getting all our young pets spayed and neutered after just having had to replace our house’s furnace, so I’m not exactly at the top of my game today. Apologies for brevity!
“Earth Day” is coming up soon – you know, the holiday founded by the Unicorn Killer, Ira Einhorn, that features leftists in the streets howling about how they want to protect the planet from evil meanie pants working people while said leftists leave a filthymess of litter in their wake for somebody else to clean up.
An environMENTAList group is holding a series of concerts to #Resist the President’s awesome agenda of enforcing our immigration laws and promoting energy independence and employment for Americans. The Center for Biodiversity, which is suing the Feds over Trump’s proposed border wall because they think birds and bats (moonbats?) won’t be able to fly over it, are holding a series of left-wing activist concerts, one of which is taking place in Poughkeepsie, NY tonight (that’s near me). From their website:
It is a powerful opportunity to join a growing movement of resistance to all forms of oppression and all attacks on our environment. Join us in standing together in opposing every Trump policy that hurts wildlife, undermines Native American sovereignty, poisons our air and water, destroys our climate, or promotes racism, misogyny or homophobia.
I found out about the anti-POTUS concert series through my county’s board of tourism website, but when I asked them why they were promoting a radical leftwing political event against the President, they said it was an accident, and then apologized and removed the link from their calendar. We want tourists to come and spend money on the many wonderful things there are to see, do, and buy in the Hudson Valley; we don’t want them to worry that they’ll be attacked if they happen to have a MAGA hat or shirt, right? The region has already has had its share of TDS dumbassery recently.
In happier news, via iOTWReport, POTUS & VP awesomeness:
You can read about how Shrillary was the worst thing to happen to her presidential campaign in that new book that everyone is talking about, “Shattered” – and if you get it through my Amazon link I will get a small commission which costs you nothing extra and it helps my dogs!
Speaking of my dogs, I must go tend to them now, so it is time to wrap this up. Happy Trump Day, y’all, MAGA!
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The Siberian Husky Dalmatian Lab Puppies are getting big and strong! We could use a lil help in keeping up stock on supplies for them…
The moment you have been waiting for all week has finally arrived. Yes, itis, again, TrumpDay!
My Donald is still facing opposition from the loony left and their duplicitous elitist enablers who are allegedly on the right, but that didn’t stop him from continuing his mission to MAGA:
Adrienne offers some helpful suggestions for how patriotic Americans can keep the faith and their sanity in this era of hyperventilating fake news that is intended to make people think the worst of President Trump no matter how freaking awesome he is:
Quit watching the Sunday talk shows and becoming outraged over stuff you can’t do anything about.
Take walks and connect with nature.
If you have a hobby that has taken a back seat to all this turmoil maybe it’s time to get back to engaging your creative self.
It’s now fairly obvious that Trump is under siege from both the Cuck GOPe right and the Socialist Democrat left. The right, controlling congress, is seeking to stymie him at every turn, simply by refusing to pass the campaign priorities on which he was elected.
The left, on the other hand, is seeking to stymie him via their effective control of the judicial system, launching hundreds, perhaps thousands of suits seeking to tie up anything he tries to do directly from the White House.
And make no mistake, this is a full mobilization of the Ruling Class and its Ruling Party in a war on Trump. That given, I’m not sure that simple “deal making” will be able to deal with forces like these whose only objective seems to be to destroy his presidency.
It may take more. We’ll see if Trump has anything more up his sleeve.
I’ll back him all the way if he wants to go the full nasty.
If My Donald decides to take the gloves off and get “nasty” with those sumbitches, I will also not just continue to support him but I will do it with great enthusiasm and cheer the whole effing way when he beats those jackasses down. They hate regular working people and their families, and this becomes clearer every day, so screw them. Build the wall, deport the invaders, enforce our laws and put an end to the ridiculously suicidal practice of islamocoddling that this country has been engaging in since September 11, 2001 when our response to the murders of thousands of our own people by muslims for islam was to bend over and kiss their raised behinds.
And now, for your viewing pleasure, I give you another memetastic Trump movie parody video, TOTAL MAGA, enjoy!
Happy TrumpDay, y’all, MAGA!
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The Siberian Husky Dalmatian Lab Puppies are getting big and strong! We could use a lil help in keeping up stock on supplies for them…
Happy TrumpDay, once again! Today is the third day of Spring, which means that, for many people, is also time to get ready for spring cleaning. I know My Donald is hard at work trying to Drain The Swamp despite massive opposition coming from left and right by elitist dweebs, and it is my fervent hope that he will include some deep cleaning of the corrupt and/or incompetent Secret Service employees whose disgusting failures continue to put him in danger.
Frank Serpico wasn’t shot by his colleagues, they just weren’t there for him when he needed them most. The atmosphere around the white house has that feel.
With the amount of ever increasing hostility directed at Trump and the ever increasing propensity for violence demonstrated by kooks who’ve been protesting rioting across the country, I hope and pray that My Donald has some trusted PRIVATE security folks protecting him until he gets the chance to clean out the dead weight of slackers and commies in the Secret Service.
Honored to sign S.442 today. With this legislation, we support @NASA‘s scientists, engineers, and astronauts in their pursuit of discovery! pic.twitter.com/9W37qQ0GVf
Here’s something interesting, watch Legal Latino Heat melt a stupid snowflake on a train in New York City (language warning: Legal Latino curses the leftist jackass out, in NY style, cuz the jackass deserves it and those antifa goons ARE assholes):
Let’s wrap this post up with a tribute to special melty snowflakes everywhere with Friends in Safe Spaces:
Here are the lyrics:
Blame it all on our roots we never wore boots
and never once played in the street
We feel very bitter
get our news off of Twitter
And we just can’t handle defeat
You saw the surprise and the fear in our eyes
When Donald became president
Screamed this can’t be true
Americas through
And to the safe spaces we went
I’ve got friends in Safe Spaces
And If you don’t go with us
Then you must be racist
That is our catch phrase
Where is my latte
Come on in and let’s get cozy
Showing off participation trophies
Watching CNN
In Safe Spaces
Well we all get along
And sing happy songs
And watch movies by Michael Moore
We hate the alt right
We’ve got puppies on site
And we lay around on the floor
Oh there’s coloring books
And sad long faced looks
And tears just explode from our face
But give us an hour we’re delicate flowers
We just need an embrace…..
Oh I’ve got friends in Safe Spaces
If you don’t go with us
Then you must be racist
That is our catch phrase
Where is my latte
Come on in and let’s get cozy
Showing off participation trophies
Watching CNN
In Safe Spaces
Happy TrumpDay, y’all, MAGA!
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The Siberian Husky Dalmatian Lab Puppies are getting big and strong! We could use a lil help in keeping up stock on supplies for them…
Hollyweird didn’t always hate The Donald, but they have all that peer pressure so they gotta do whatever they think will make their party pals like them or whatever. I think that at least some comedians secretly hope for a Trump win after 8 years of making fun of a sitting POTUS being verboten and all. Fergoodnesssakes, Make America Laugh Again! Nobody will be safe to make jokes about Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton if she wins. She. Is. SCARY.
So, there’s this ad out featuring celebrities telling you to vote and that The Donald is meaniepants so you should vote for Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton. Here is a better version that is much more honest:
The creator of the above video, youtube user Cosmic, kindly also provides a transcript:
On Tuesday, November 8, this country will make one of the most important decisions in its history.
Do we really want to give nuclear weapons to a man whose signature move is firing things?
Hi, I’m a famous dude who has market appeal to 13-year-olds.
And I’m famous and hot!
I make skits that run on too long.
I am vaguely familiar.
And I’m still hot.
And we’re gonna tell you how to vote.
We’re rich, so our opinions are more important than yours.
Much more important.
If you like my movies, well then you should vote the way I do!
Don’t think for yourself.
Bring celebrity worship to a new level.
Be our political slaves.
You’re a dumb civilian, so obey.
Obey us.
Obey.
Obey.
Obey.
Obey. Obey us blindly.
We’re important. Not you.
You – need – to – worship – celebrities.
I’m a b-list actor and I’m still better than you.
Famous people are just more intelligent.
I thought this was a Trump ad.
I mean, what’s there to question? I make life decisions based on what celebrities do.
We are your overlords.
I joined Scientology for Tom Cruise.
Alright, we’re starting to lose them. I’m the most famous guy here, and I like Hillary Clinton.
I like Hillary Clinton, too.
Who gives a fuck about her emails?
She’s a woman!
Whoa, you sexist bro?
And I’m tried of hearing about how she stole money from the Haiti earthquake victims, 98% of which went to the Clinton Foundation.
She’s a woman.
Am I the only one who notices she’s a woman?
So make like a peasant, and vote for Hillary Clinton without doing any independent research. Because remember: We’re better than you.
That about sums up Hollywood’s political activism in a nutshell, doesn’t it? I suppose I am just the deplorable dumb rube of a Trump supporter that my “betters” stereotype me to be because I only recognize four of the smug schmucks in that ad. Tony Stark looks awful, BTW, wtf is with his eye? Did he catch Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton’s non-contagious pneumonia which apparently causes googly eye in addition to shoe dropping seizures?
Vote Trump, even if its just to watch the above asshats lose their arrogant little minds and poop themselves in horror. Elitist weenies. Send ’em screaming away to their safe spaces.
Bookies are taking bets in advance of tonight’s big presidential debate between Donald Trump and Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton, placing odds on all kinds of stuff like the color of Trump’s tie to whether or not the phrase “basket of deplorables” will be uttered. No mention in the NY Post article, however, about what kind of straps will be used to hold shrillary upright behind her customized podium or if she’ll go grand mal onstage. Too bad the Post no longer includes a space for comments, cuz surely they’d be hilarious.
