#TrumpDay – Spring Cleaning Edition

Happy TrumpDay, once again! Today is the third day of Spring, which means that, for many people, is also time to get ready for spring cleaning. I know My Donald is hard at work trying to Drain The Swamp despite massive opposition coming from left and right by elitist dweebs, and it is my fervent hope that he will include some deep cleaning of the corrupt and/or incompetent Secret Service employees whose disgusting failures continue to put him in danger.

Daily Pundit heads up a post with a question to which the answer is, “Yes”:
Is The Secret Service Another Swamp In Need of Draining?

At iOTWReport, BigFurHat makes this observation:
One Gets The Sense That Trump is Being “Serpicoed”

Frank Serpico wasn’t shot by his colleagues, they just weren’t there for him when he needed them most. The atmosphere around the white house has that feel.

With the amount of ever increasing hostility directed at Trump and the ever increasing propensity for violence demonstrated by kooks who’ve been protesting rioting across the country, I hope and pray that My Donald has some trusted PRIVATE security folks protecting him until he gets the chance to clean out the dead weight of slackers and commies in the Secret Service.

Speaking of dead weight, why does James Comey still have a job?

Moving on to better and happier news…

President Trump continues to MAGA and has signed NASA Transition Authorization Act of 2017, returning to us NASA as a space agency instead of its most recent incarnation (under Obama) as a government agency whose primary mission was to make muslims “feel good” about themselves and their imaginary contributions to civilization. Good.

 

Here’s something interesting, watch Legal Latino Heat melt a stupid snowflake on a train in New York City (language warning: Legal Latino curses the leftist jackass out, in NY style, cuz the jackass deserves it and those antifa goons ARE assholes):

 

Let’s wrap this post up with a tribute to special melty snowflakes everywhere with Friends in Safe Spaces:


Here are the lyrics:

Blame it all on our roots we never wore boots
and never once played in the street
We feel very bitter
get our news off of Twitter
And we just can’t handle defeat

You saw the surprise and the fear in our eyes
When Donald became president
Screamed this can’t be true
Americas through
And to the safe spaces we went

I’ve got friends in Safe Spaces
And If you don’t go with us
Then you must be racist
That is our catch phrase
Where is my latte

Come on in and let’s get cozy
Showing off participation trophies
Watching CNN
In Safe Spaces

Well we all get along
And sing happy songs
And watch movies by Michael Moore
We hate the alt right
We’ve got puppies on site
And we lay around on the floor

Oh there’s coloring books
And sad long faced looks
And tears just explode from our face
But give us an hour we’re delicate flowers
We just need an embrace…..

Oh I’ve got friends in Safe Spaces
If you don’t go with us
Then you must be racist
That is our catch phrase
Where is my latte

Come on in and let’s get cozy
Showing off participation trophies
Watching CNN
In Safe Spaces

Happy TrumpDay, y’all, MAGA!

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The Siberian Husky Dalmatian Lab Puppies are getting big and strong! We could use a lil help in keeping up stock on supplies for them…
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#TrumpDay Trump Fu Rock Edition

Guess what day it is? That’s right, it’s TrumpDay again!

Trump Fu!

Trump for America song:

How Trump Won The Internet:

Time for a Downfall Parody! This is the one where Hitler finds out that Hillary was using his email server:

Happy TrumpDay, y’all, enjoy the rest of the week.

MAGA!

 

 

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Puppets

Hollyweird didn’t always hate The Donald, but they have all that peer pressure so they gotta do whatever they think will make their party pals like them or whatever. I think that at least some comedians secretly hope for a Trump win after 8 years of making fun of a sitting POTUS being verboten and all. Fergoodnesssakes, Make America Laugh Again! Nobody will be safe to make jokes about Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton if she wins. She. Is. SCARY.

H/T: iOTWreport

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We’re Better Than You

So, there’s this ad out featuring celebrities telling you to vote and that The Donald is meaniepants so you should vote for Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton. Here is a better version that is much more honest:

The creator of the above video, youtube user Cosmic, kindly also provides a transcript:

On Tuesday, November 8, this country will make one of the most important decisions in its history.
Do we really want to give nuclear weapons to a man whose signature move is firing things?

Hi, I’m a famous dude who has market appeal to 13-year-olds.
And I’m famous and hot!
I make skits that run on too long.
I am vaguely familiar.
And I’m still hot.
And we’re gonna tell you how to vote.
We’re rich, so our opinions are more important than yours.
Much more important.
If you like my movies, well then you should vote the way I do!
Don’t think for yourself.
Bring celebrity worship to a new level.
Be our political slaves.
You’re a dumb civilian, so obey.
Obey us.
Obey.
Obey.
Obey.
Obey. Obey us blindly.
We’re important. Not you.
You – need – to – worship – celebrities.
I’m a b-list actor and I’m still better than you.
Famous people are just more intelligent.
I thought this was a Trump ad.
I mean, what’s there to question? I make life decisions based on what celebrities do.
We are your overlords.
I joined Scientology for Tom Cruise.
Alright, we’re starting to lose them. I’m the most famous guy here, and I like Hillary Clinton.
I like Hillary Clinton, too.
Who gives a fuck about her emails?
She’s a woman!
Whoa, you sexist bro?
And I’m tried of hearing about how she stole money from the Haiti earthquake victims, 98% of which went to the Clinton Foundation.
She’s a woman.
Am I the only one who notices she’s a woman?
So make like a peasant, and vote for Hillary Clinton without doing any independent research. Because remember: We’re better than you.

That about sums up Hollywood’s political activism in a nutshell, doesn’t it? I suppose I am just the deplorable dumb rube of a Trump supporter that my “betters” stereotype me to be because I only recognize four of the smug schmucks in that ad. Tony Stark looks awful, BTW, wtf is with his eye? Did he catch Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton’s non-contagious pneumonia which apparently causes googly eye in addition to shoe dropping seizures?

Vote Trump, even if its just to watch the above asshats lose their arrogant little minds and poop themselves in horror. Elitist weenies. Send ’em screaming away to their safe spaces.

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Debate Wagers

Bookies are taking bets in advance of tonight’s big presidential debate between Donald Trump and Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton, placing odds on all kinds of stuff like the color of Trump’s tie to whether or not the phrase “basket of deplorables” will be uttered. No mention in the NY Post article, however, about what kind of straps will be used to hold shrillary upright behind her customized podium or if she’ll go grand mal onstage. Too bad the Post no longer includes a space for comments, cuz surely they’d be hilarious.

 

 

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#TrumpDay Deplorable Montage Edition

Oh, yeah! It is #TrumpDay again and I hope you’re having a great one.

Here’s a cute pro-Trump video montage that has all kinds of stuff going on in it:

Here is the montage of Hillary’s googly eyes that has been in all the cool blogs recently:

Donald Trump often reads “The Snake” poem at his rallies and Fox News showed him doing it the other day, but this version on YouTube featuring images of what the islamocoddlers have inflicted upon innocent people went viral in Europe (H/T: 1389):

This one is “Could Be Trump!”; it is short and catchy. Trump is meme-tastic:

Oh yeah!

Some of the images in the following video made me actually laugh out loud, best ones are towards the end:

One more for the win, here is a truly deplorable montage of bad Clinton pictures. Warning: images cannot be unseen!

OK, OK, it would be cruel of me to leave you with those terrible Crooked Clinton pics as the last thing you see in this post so here is a fabulous palate cleanser: Donald Trump as King Leonidas in a parody of The 300:

Happy TrumpDay, everyone, MAGA!

 

 

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#TrumpDay Through the Years Edition

Welcome to another glorious TrumpDay! I have admired Donald Trump ever since I first saw him on tv, back when I was a little girl and he was a young up and coming entrepreneur. Perhaps some of these videos showing The Donald through the decades will help you see what I saw in him then that I still see in him now. Enjoy!

Here is a compilation of Trump clips spanning from 1980 to 2015:

Here he is in 1991 speaking to Congress on the economy:

With the 15th anniversary of the islamic terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 just around the corner, this interview with Donald Trump, mere blocks away from Ground Zero and two days after the atrocity, is worth watching. The interview is for German television but Trump is asked and answers questions in English:

Now I’m going to wrap this up on a lighter note, with a 1980s commercial for the Trump board game:

Happy TrumpDay, everyone, MAGA!

 

 

 

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#TrumpDay Superstar Edition

Wednesday is Sundae at Carvel, and it is TrumpDay at MareZilla.com.

Donald Trump has been fabulous for as long as I can remember. Hollywood used to be aware of this fact. Here is a compilation of Donald Trump cameo appearances in movies and TV shows:

Here is an Inside Edition clip showing some Trump appearences over the years on Saturday Night Live. Note how they just HAD to add a nasty statement from radical anti-American hispanohustling La Raza for no apparent reason (kinda like how MSM jerks feel compelled to give a free platform to genocidal islamic supremacist Muslim Brotherhood Hamas-CAIR whenever someone tells the truth about islam or when muslims kill a bunch of people for allah). Look at how handsome Donald Trump is:

Here Donald Trump is edited into a parody of The Dark Knight. The videomaker is clearly not a Trump supporter but the thing made me laugh, which is why I’m including it, so maybe you’ll laugh too.

In the interest of fairness, here’s something starring Hillary Clinton that I think you’ll like:

Happy TrumpDay, everbody! MAGA!
 
 

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America’s Mayor Gets On Board

The Trump Train.

Of course that means he’s “not conservative“, right? Pfft.

Rudy Giuliani isn’t “severely conservative” like Milquetoast Mittens. The guy who cleaned up the crime infested cesspool that New York City had become under the Democrats and saw NYers through the horror of the September 11, 2001 islamic terror attacks is now a “bad republican”, right?

Good.

 

 

 

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