Worse vs Explosive

Smartphones are all over the news right now.

The big story about the new iPhone 7 is that the iPhone no longer has an earphone jack. Here is an ad parody about it:

“Because please.”

The new iPhone’s top competitor, the Samsung Galaxy 7, has an explosive problem: it freaking explodes into fire when the battery charges. Here is a “Hitler finds out…” Downfall parody about that:

When Hitler finds out about the lack of a jack on the new iPhone, he decides that an explosive Samsung Galaxy is the better option:

Here is Hitler again, in the classic Downfall parody format, flipping out over the missing jack. He is more ranty in this one:

How about another ad parody for the “slipperiest” iPhone:

One more for the road, and this one is clean:


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The #NeverTrump Gary Johnson Pickle

The leftist-“conservative” #NeverTrump folks have been promoting invadercoddler Gary Johnson as an alternative to voting for Donald Trump, despite the fact that some of these very same Johnson supporters excoriated people who voted for Johnson instead of Mitt Romney in 2012. One of #NeverTrump’s gripes about Donald Trump is that he isn’t well informed enough about the world to be President. Yet, somehow, they think Gary Johnson is a better choice.
Kinda makes ya wonder wth is going on in their heads, huh?



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#TrumpDay Through the Years Edition

Welcome to another glorious TrumpDay! I have admired Donald Trump ever since I first saw him on tv, back when I was a little girl and he was a young up and coming entrepreneur. Perhaps some of these videos showing The Donald through the decades will help you see what I saw in him then that I still see in him now. Enjoy!

Here is a compilation of Trump clips spanning from 1980 to 2015:

Here he is in 1991 speaking to Congress on the economy:

With the 15th anniversary of the islamic terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 just around the corner, this interview with Donald Trump, mere blocks away from Ground Zero and two days after the atrocity, is worth watching. The interview is for German television but Trump is asked and answers questions in English:

Now I’m going to wrap this up on a lighter note, with a 1980s commercial for the Trump board game:

Happy TrumpDay, everyone, MAGA!




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President of Philippines to “son of a whore” Obama: Butt Out!

Obama had plans to lecture Philippines’ President, Rodrigo Duterte, on “human rights”, but President Duterte isn’t interested in hearing the choom ganging islamophile’s musings on Filipino affairs.
Via Daily Mail:

Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte called Barack Obama a “son of a whore” on Monday as he vowed not to be lectured by the US leader on human rights when they meet in Laos.

The acid-tongued Duterte bristled at warnings he would face questioning by the US president over a war against drugs in the Philippines that has claimed more than 2,400 lives in just over two months.

“You must be respectful. Do not just throw away questions and statements. Son of a whore, I will curse you in that forum,” Duterte told a news conference shortly before flying to Laos to attend a summit. MORE

The article at the UK’s Daily Mail says that Obama had planned to bitch about how they handle drug offenders in the Philippines, but a quick perusal of recent headlines involving that country suggests that islamophile Obama likely has a bug in his ass over how the Filipinos are responding to the violent islamic jihad that has been raging there instead or as well:

PHILIPPINES: Beheading of Canadian citizen John Hall by Muslim terrorist group Abu Saddaf

‘Vicious and brutal’: A second Canadian man is BEHEADED by devout Muslims in the Philippines

Philippines’ Duterte tells army destroy militants or risk Islamic State ‘disease’

“Destroy them, that’s an order,” Duterte told soldiers at an army base in the southern province of Zamboanga del Sur on violence-plagued Mindanao island.

Dozens dead as huge bomb explosion rocks popular market in Philippines

UPDATE: Islamic group claims responsibility for the bloodshed. At least 12 dead and 24 injured as a bomb tears through busy market in Philippines president’s home town.  MORE

Philippines’ Duterte Ramps Up Fight With Islamic State-Linked Militants

At least 25 militants and 15 soldiers have been killed in a series of skirmishes in recent days


Mr. Duterte, who came to power in June, has elevated peace and order as his priorities. He has launched a violent crackdown on drugs, pledging to wipe out dealers and criminals, that has already claimed roughly 2,000 lives in eight weeks. His predecessor, Benigno Aquino III, also fought Abu Sayyaf and tried to combat drugs. But these efforts are getting far more emphasis under Mr. Duterte.

Obama is now reportedly having his staff look into whether his meeting with President Duterte would be “productive” or Professor Choomsky McCaliphface should go find something else to do with that time slot (it has gotta be tee time, 4:20, or happy hour somewhere).


H/T: Drudge

Scandelous Update: Big Fur Hat at iOTWREPORT also reports on this story, and includes a very good theory about where President Duterte got the idea for the “son of a whore” reference to Ear Leader.



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#TrumpDay Superstar Edition

Wednesday is Sundae at Carvel, and it is TrumpDay at MareZilla.com.

Donald Trump has been fabulous for as long as I can remember. Hollywood used to be aware of this fact. Here is a compilation of Donald Trump cameo appearances in movies and TV shows:

Here is an Inside Edition clip showing some Trump appearences over the years on Saturday Night Live. Note how they just HAD to add a nasty statement from radical anti-American hispanohustling La Raza for no apparent reason (kinda like how MSM jerks feel compelled to give a free platform to genocidal islamic supremacist Muslim Brotherhood Hamas-CAIR whenever someone tells the truth about islam or when muslims kill a bunch of people for allah). Look at how handsome Donald Trump is:

Here Donald Trump is edited into a parody of The Dark Knight. The videomaker is clearly not a Trump supporter but the thing made me laugh, which is why I’m including it, so maybe you’ll laugh too.

In the interest of fairness, here’s something starring Hillary Clinton that I think you’ll like:

Happy TrumpDay, everbody! MAGA!

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Blogiversary of the Resistance

Today is my sixth blogging anniversary, my blogiverary. Six years ago, I opened the Zilla blog on Google’s Blogger platform.

I am not feeling particularly celebratory at this time though, as I am still reeling from losing the constant rambunctious company of my three sweet puppies who all got sick and died last week, but I didn’t want this blogiverasry to go by unremarked so here we are.

BatshitCrazyNews.com would also have a blogiversary coming up, but trying to save our puppies and their parents (adult dogs are still ok, thank God) completely drained all my resources and then some so I didn’t have the twelve bucks needed to rent another month on the server I use for that site so, while I still own the domain, the site is down. I currently have more pressing expenses to worry about, such as my son’s birthday and a new year of homeschooling for both kids to prepare for while still behind on money due to all the vet and medicine expenses from our nightmare ordeal with the parvo outbreak. I am sorry to say I don’t know when or if I’ll be putting the BsCN Weird News for a Weird World site back up, but stuff happens.

Thank you, dear readers, for all the support and friendship you’ve so kindly shown me over the years. I love you all.





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Parvo Hell Update

This will have to be brief because every few minutes there is another hortible mess to clean. Boscoe and Moose are in bad shape, despite doing everything possible the odds have been against us and my boys are deteriorating fast. My poor babies. Their parents are on expensive meds to protect them and they got booster shots – so far Oreo and Bellah are fine. The puppies got very expensive meds as well but it isn’t helping. I’ll be surprised if we see another day together. This is an absolute nightmare. Thank you to everyone who has prayed for us, we need all the help we can get. Thank you to the friends who’ve helped make the big financial hole we have fallen into with this catastrophe a little less deep. It is a great comfort to have friends who care about us during this indescribably disastrous time. Thank you, and please keep us in your prayers, especially my kids who are devestated to see their little buddies sicken and die like this. If you could ask God to keep me strong for my family (people and animals), I’d really appreciate it. I’ll try to keep you updated. Thank you, and God bless you.

UPDATE – August 25, 2016 2:35 am:
We lost both pups Wednesday night within hours of eachother. Hopefully their parents will remain free of this awful sickness.


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#TrumpDay Links Edition

If it is the middle of the week, it must be Trump Day! I am currentlty buried in work trying to save the lives of my very sick puppies (expect update soon) so today’s Trump Day is simply going to be celebrated here with a few links to Trump Positive blog posts for you to enjoy:

Adrienne has video of The Donald on The New American Future

Sundance offers A Positive Perspective On Trump’s “Immigration Policy Shift”

Betty Butter (she’s awesome, BTW) at Blur Brain has a post about the amazing 12 year old boy who has a big role in Trump’s campaign in Colorado

Something funny is at iOTWreport

That’s all I can do right now, please pray for my dogs.


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Deadly Outbreak

… And we are ground zero.

It’s Parvo; it killed Breezy puppy yesterday and the veterinarian does not think Moose puppy will survive it. Boscoe puppy has symptoms but is still walking around under his own power. Of course that means nothing because Moose and Boscoe were perfectly fine yesterday and now poor Moose may not even see tomorrow. $700 for Tamiflu for the surviving puppies and their parents is recommended along with booster Parvo vaccinations for the adult dogs, and antibiotics for Moose and Boscoe because they can become septic with their systems weakened by the virus. My own long fight against Lyme disease finally offers something useful in that at least I have antibiotics handy that I don’t take anymore which are suitable for the pups.

My kids are devestated, especially my daughter. This is a horrible situation. It is very sad here. The cats are very upset, because they love the puppies, but Pumpkin kitten and her daddy Slatey are doing their best to keep the puppies’ spirits up – the puppies still wag their tails when their favorite kitties go to them.

Please pray for us, animals and people, we really need God’s help to get through this.

Boscoe and his brothers before they got sick


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Please, God, No More Death

Breezy puppy died yesterday, now his brother Moose is sick, and we still don’t know what is wrong. I am afraid we are going to lose all our dogs without ever knowing why. I am waiting for a call back from the vet to see if they have any interest in working with us on prices to save lives or if they will be content to demand hundreds more dollars to not tell us what is killing our puppies. Please pray for my dogs, and please pray that I find the strength to keep my patience and hold my temper in check during this heartbreaking and infuriating time.

Moose puppy before illness
Moose puppy before illness


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