So, there’s this ad out featuring celebrities telling you to vote and that The Donald is meaniepants so you should vote for Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton. Here is a better version that is much more honest:
The creator of the above video, youtube user Cosmic, kindly also provides a transcript:
On Tuesday, November 8, this country will make one of the most important decisions in its history.
Do we really want to give nuclear weapons to a man whose signature move is firing things?
Hi, I’m a famous dude who has market appeal to 13-year-olds.
And I’m famous and hot!
I make skits that run on too long.
I am vaguely familiar.
And I’m still hot.
And we’re gonna tell you how to vote.
We’re rich, so our opinions are more important than yours.
Much more important.
If you like my movies, well then you should vote the way I do!
Don’t think for yourself.
Bring celebrity worship to a new level.
Be our political slaves.
You’re a dumb civilian, so obey.
Obey. Obey us blindly.
We’re important. Not you.
You – need – to – worship – celebrities.
I’m a b-list actor and I’m still better than you.
Famous people are just more intelligent.
I thought this was a Trump ad.
I mean, what’s there to question? I make life decisions based on what celebrities do.
We are your overlords.
I joined Scientology for Tom Cruise.
Alright, we’re starting to lose them. I’m the most famous guy here, and I like Hillary Clinton.
I like Hillary Clinton, too.
Who gives a fuck about her emails?
She’s a woman!
Whoa, you sexist bro?
And I’m tried of hearing about how she stole money from the Haiti earthquake victims, 98% of which went to the Clinton Foundation.
She’s a woman.
Am I the only one who notices she’s a woman?
So make like a peasant, and vote for Hillary Clinton without doing any independent research. Because remember: We’re better than you.
That about sums up Hollywood’s political activism in a nutshell, doesn’t it? I suppose I am just the deplorable dumb rube of a Trump supporter that my “betters” stereotype me to be because I only recognize four of the smug schmucks in that ad. Tony Stark looks awful, BTW, wtf is with his eye? Did he catch Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton’s non-contagious pneumonia which apparently causes googly eye in addition to shoe dropping seizures?
Vote Trump, even if its just to watch the above asshats lose their arrogant little minds and poop themselves in horror. Elitist weenies. Send ’em screaming away to their safe spaces.