The Donald is a classy guy so he’s not reaching for the low hanging fruit that is the collapse of Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton due to “pneumonia” at the September 11th memorial in Manhattan on Sunday, but that kind of thing isn’t beneath me so … here’s Hitler:
ABC News accidentally reported on Sunday that Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton had died, which is only going to add fuel to the rumors that the post-collapse staged photo-op outside Chelsea Clinton’s apartment had employed a stunt double stand in. Meanwhile, another obnoxious leftist is acting as her stand in on the campaign trail. Doesn’t Ear Leader have anything better to do, like uh maybe his JOB?
The pseudo-right-wing-pro-Hillary band of kooks known as #NeverTrump are as delusional as ever, whether they back that pickle, Gary Johnson, or that Egghead McNuthin’ guy:
They’re completely detached from reality as only a Big-L Libertarian can be, and taken in the context that nobody knows or cares about Johnson’s desperation bid for the presidency, completely hilarious. Especially the forced, calculated faux-optimism that Johnson and his team seem to think is necessary for winning—whatever that might mean to them.
But funny as all that is, nothing could be more gut-busting than the feeble protestations of the increasingly-forlorn fans of Ewan McMuffin. He has even less hope of winning anything than Johnson, who has no hope at all. His supporters know it full well, and it hurts them in an almost-palpable way, as they rationalize helping to make the vile Sick Hillary president by referring to “principles” that are suddenly a lot less malleable than when they were demanding the rest of us “fall in line” to vote for “severe conservative” Mittens Romneycare. How making Hillary president is supposed to “restore conservatism” and “rebuild the GOP” is left to your imagination, which had damned well better be both florid and hyperactive in order to be equal to that monumental task.
Another Donald, Don Surber, who literally wrote the book about the American political punditry’s Trump Derangement Syndrome, has a great read at his blog about how Trump beat the press this past month.
The media have been pushing a meme about Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton “powering through” her bad health, and Big Fur Hat kindly provides a visual for that.
Another tack for the enemedia is to say that questioning the terrible health of Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton is “sexist”. Go see MOTUS about that and to laugh at how absurd the pro-Hillary crowd is becoming.
Of course, if you’re not down with the Cult of Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton then you are deplorable and the left thinks they can just stick you in a basket and the Monster Vote won’t hurt their near-corpse of a presidential campaign. Good luck with that, dummies.
Happy TrumpDay, everyone, MAGA!