Yesterday was, again, TrumpDay. This blog proudly and enthusiastically supports Donald Trump for President of the United States of America – no matter what the left, and their sycophantic elitist enablers on the right, say or do. MAGA!
It is important that the above was said before saying anything else after a whole Wednesday went by and for the first time in months I failed to put up a TrumpDay post. I would not want anyone to think that I had been moved in the slightest away from my Donald by the ridiculous stunts being pulled to try to derail the Trump Train.
Here’s 12+ minutes of good old fashioned fun. Great song, accompanied by a lovely old film showing off New York City. Good stuff!
Benny Goodman: clarinet
Harry James, Ziggy Elman, and Chris Griffin: trumpets
Red Ballard and Vernon Brown: trombones
Hymie Schertzer and George Koenig; alto saxophones
Art Rollini and Babe Russin: tenor saxophones
Jess Stacy: piano
Allan Reuss: guitar
Harry Goodman: bass
Gene Krupa: drums
Composed by Louis Prima
Arranged by Jimmy Mundy (who incorporated “Christopher Columbus”, a piece written by Chu Berry for the Fletcher Henderson band, into the piece)
Live from Carnegie Hall, New York, 1938
(Visual accompaniment — “New York: The Wonder City” (1938) SOURCE
The film is a little longer than the song but well worth watching after the music ends.
Hollyweird didn’t always hate The Donald, but they have all that peer pressure so they gotta do whatever they think will make their party pals like them or whatever. I think that at least some comedians secretly hope for a Trump win after 8 years of making fun of a sitting POTUS being verboten and all. Fergoodnesssakes, Make America Laugh Again! Nobody will be safe to make jokes about Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton if she wins. She. Is. SCARY.
Hofstra University has posted a “trigger warning” sign just outside of where tonight’s presidential debate will be taking place, because the coddled students might become traumatized by words and stuff. I hope Milo Yiannopoulis will visit Hofstra soon.
So, there’s this ad out featuring celebrities telling you to vote and that The Donald is meaniepants so you should vote for Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton. Here is a better version that is much more honest:
The creator of the above video, youtube user Cosmic, kindly also provides a transcript:
On Tuesday, November 8, this country will make one of the most important decisions in its history.
Do we really want to give nuclear weapons to a man whose signature move is firing things?
Hi, I’m a famous dude who has market appeal to 13-year-olds.
And I’m famous and hot!
I make skits that run on too long.
I am vaguely familiar.
And I’m still hot.
And we’re gonna tell you how to vote.
We’re rich, so our opinions are more important than yours.
Much more important.
If you like my movies, well then you should vote the way I do!
Don’t think for yourself.
Bring celebrity worship to a new level.
Be our political slaves.
You’re a dumb civilian, so obey.
Obey. Obey us blindly.
We’re important. Not you.
You – need – to – worship – celebrities.
I’m a b-list actor and I’m still better than you.
Famous people are just more intelligent.
I thought this was a Trump ad.
I mean, what’s there to question? I make life decisions based on what celebrities do.
We are your overlords.
I joined Scientology for Tom Cruise.
Alright, we’re starting to lose them. I’m the most famous guy here, and I like Hillary Clinton.
I like Hillary Clinton, too.
Who gives a fuck about her emails?
She’s a woman!
Whoa, you sexist bro?
And I’m tried of hearing about how she stole money from the Haiti earthquake victims, 98% of which went to the Clinton Foundation.
She’s a woman.
Am I the only one who notices she’s a woman?
So make like a peasant, and vote for Hillary Clinton without doing any independent research. Because remember: We’re better than you.
That about sums up Hollywood’s political activism in a nutshell, doesn’t it? I suppose I am just the deplorable dumb rube of a Trump supporter that my “betters” stereotype me to be because I only recognize four of the smug schmucks in that ad. Tony Stark looks awful, BTW, wtf is with his eye? Did he catch Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton’s non-contagious pneumonia which apparently causes googly eye in addition to shoe dropping seizures?
Vote Trump, even if its just to watch the above asshats lose their arrogant little minds and poop themselves in horror. Elitist weenies. Send ’em screaming away to their safe spaces.
Bookies are taking bets in advance of tonight’s big presidential debate between Donald Trump and Crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton, placing odds on all kinds of stuff like the color of Trump’s tie to whether or not the phrase “basket of deplorables” will be uttered. No mention in the NY Post article, however, about what kind of straps will be used to hold shrillary upright behind her customized podium or if she’ll go grand mal onstage. Too bad the Post no longer includes a space for comments, cuz surely they’d be hilarious.